Pizza

Elsa:

Carol, you move in a crumb. Okay. Debbie, you have to move in a crumb. Just a real crumb.

Carol:

Sit up straight. I can hear my mother. Sit up straight.

Elsa:

No, no, no, you don’t. So, wait a minute. All right. I just wanted to make sure it was in focus. That’s the thing about this camera. Okay. All right. Now we’re ready.

[overlapping voices]

Elsa:

Now we’re ready. Now we’re ready. All right. Shh. All right. Now we’re ready.

Debbie:

What if we have pizza on our teeth or something?

Carol:

I think I do. What do you mean, what if?

Elsa:

That would be good. Okay. So, look right at the lens. Okay, here goes. You ready? Okay. That’s good. Okay. Look right here. Okay. Good. All right. So now you can continue eating and I’m going to process the picture.

[70 seconds later Elsa pulls apart the positive and the negative]

Debbie:

Mmm-hmm. Oh, my God!

[laughter]

Carol:

Oh, my eyes are closed!

Elsa:

I know, but it’s great. It’s great.

Libby:

That is actually great.

Carol:

That’s a riot.

Debbie:

This is really funny. Pizza.

Elsa:

Yeah. It’s good.

Carol:

It is funny.

Elsa

Okay.

Carol:

We’re looking good. It was the pizza that did it.

Libby:

And we’re just getting warmed up.

Elsa:

Right, You’re just getting warmed up.

Debbie:

We’re just getting warmed up.

Elsa:

Next, I guess, after we eat, we should do the three of you bald.

Carol:

Okay.

Elsa:

Front and back. Okay.